In a rare moment of insanity, I am offering holiday candles for sale again for the first time in over 2 years. Themes are red and green and purple and blue. Photos will be up in the next day or two. Pre-order here by emailing me at email@example.com. Give to a local artist by ordering candles made by a local struggling actor. Photos/prices will be posted in the next 2 days. I will be making a limited amount, so reserve your candles ASAP.