Wednesday, August 24, 2005

I'd like to F*ck THIS star...


Oh my dear Tracy...
You "Bloggerist" you.
Tracy and I have been friends for many a year...feels like 80. She in many ways is the Vera to my Mame. The Rhoda to my Mary. She also is the friend I would call if I accidentally drove into a wet pool of concrete (Summer 03"), or if my house burned down (Winter 02'). Or if I had to get rid of a body..(Summer of...nevermind).
She used to walk many a dog at the same company as I still do, before she "moved on up" to the East side, to a deluxe apartment in the sky. Yes, folks, her star-quality hands have been dirtied with doggy do, too.

Did I ever tell all of you about Tracy's first feature film, "Crazy From the Heat"?
Hmmm. What do you think Tracy? Should we make it available for Re-Sale? Oh look...I just found my copy. Forgot that I had legit blackmail on you, huh?
:)
Luv you,
The Fu*ker of your Star.




:)

8 comments:

StephenGregorySmith said...

"I get paid upwards of $130 to show this ass every week! What's wrong with this ass?"-Tracy in "Crazy From The Heat"

"Sammy Ravano?? You were BY far the best fu*k I had in 2nd grade!"-
Tracy in "Snuff Film"
More to come...
:)
luv you Tracy...:)

Anonymous said...

Is this Stephen Smith and Tracy Olivera? I've been going to D.C theatre for years and I think you two are the most talented young performers in the area. Stephen with your bubbly personality and Tracy with your grit and guts...not to mention your easy on the eyes...in fact I pleasuring myself to you right now. You're both just so beautiful. Thanks for all your hard work and dedication. I hope to see you on-stage soon to keep this old man entertained

StephenGregorySmith said...

hmmm. I think I know who that anonymous is. hmmm.

Tracy said...

i just threw up in my mouth a little.

Tracy said...

oh, and stephen:


i hate you.

StephenGregorySmith said...

I know.

:)

StephenGregorySmith said...

" It is most difficult to realize what conflicts resulted in the poignant breakup...e.g. was it because she wouldn't go to a book party; did she have an affair with a "Tom Cruise" encounter; or why was he singing to a blanket that at times resembled a baby bunting! It simply is not fair to so confuse listeners."
and...
"a beginning confusion was whether it was a mother-son relationship but close to mid-way it could be accepted as a toy boy relationship. Well! that may have been the cause of the confusing breakup!"
Take that missile from comb-over BOB!

StephenGregorySmith said...

PS...to all those who now think Tracy appeared in a porno, no, unfortunately, she did not. "Crazy From The Heat" and Snuff Film" were both movies that were made at my house 2 years ago. They were both improv B-movie parodies. The hysterical cast included the likes of...
Lynn Filusch, Sean McLaughlin, R. Scott Thompson, Ryan Halbrook, Matt Conner, and yours truly. I really DO wish we could package these up and sell them, but several people in several states would probably never talk to me again, so I'll just keep them to my self. :)