Wednesday, August 24, 2005
I'd like to F*ck THIS star...
Oh my dear Tracy...
You "Bloggerist" you.
Tracy and I have been friends for many a year...feels like 80. She in many ways is the Vera to my Mame. The Rhoda to my Mary. She also is the friend I would call if I accidentally drove into a wet pool of concrete (Summer 03"), or if my house burned down (Winter 02'). Or if I had to get rid of a body..(Summer of...nevermind).
She used to walk many a dog at the same company as I still do, before she "moved on up" to the East side, to a deluxe apartment in the sky. Yes, folks, her star-quality hands have been dirtied with doggy do, too.
Did I ever tell all of you about Tracy's first feature film, "Crazy From the Heat"?
Hmmm. What do you think Tracy? Should we make it available for Re-Sale? Oh look...I just found my copy. Forgot that I had legit blackmail on you, huh?
The Fu*ker of your Star.